This Stained Beaver fitted hat from Elm Headware knocks our socks off. Check out that extra-rad nature print all around. Looks like some fondly-remembered upholstery from grandma’s pad. This thing is gonna get you laid all over town. You’ll probably have to let the mayor borrow it, so he can get his, too.

The Stained Beaver fitted hat shows off a ridiculously awesome leaf and berry pattern against a rich burgundy background. This hat will match any bottle of red wine you can think of. It looks so much like a piece of mistletoe that you’ll probably get your head sucked off by voracious kissing well-wishers. Find this awesome hat online for about $22.