Throw your eyeballs at the Billabong Warped Flex Cap if you’re looking for a piece of headgear that’ll really make a statement. People will come swarming from miles around to get a look at what’s on top of your neck.

They’ll be mesmerized by the insane patterning and vibrant coloring, and you’ll have a horde of drooling zombies at your command.  The Billabong Warped Flex Cap is sturdily constructed from acrylic and cotton and features a flat middle stretch-fit design that’ll wrap its way around any kind of gnarled cranium it can find. And, just check out that all-over design: The crazy aqueous greenage will stupefy the opposition and really give you a leg up.

Buy this bodacious Billabong cap and start rocking out immediately. You’ll find it online for between $20 and $25.